You can tell how good an actor is by how different they are to their character’s personality wise in real life
this is good and all but can I just
this man is a brilliant actor
he don’t count… because we’re not entirely sure if he’s acting or if he’s seriously iron man….
reblogging for the last comment
… I’m always a little sad, even when I’m happy.
— Tablo (via missinyouiskillingme)
From 18 to 22 you meet a lot of temporary people.
— (via tattyz)
"obama is fuckin up"
"should have voted for the other guy"
No. We should have voted for the other guy you twats. Were all fucking doomed now.
# people are fucking dumb the last fucking thing we needed was this douchecanoe cracker in office thoughts
anyone who doesn’t accept reading books as a legit excuse for not wanting to go to a party ever and ever needs to stay away from me
This week on You Didn’t Know You Were a Satanist
- Being sick in Elementary: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
- Being sick in high school: OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
- College: did I have class today
i think we found the opposite of nash greir
nice gender did your mom pick it out for you
No, my dad did.
I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke.
I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND
i’M LAUGHING SO HARD
I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.”
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…
I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly laws made by man they claimed were made by god. These gif’s say it all.
REBLOG EVERY TIME